body part asks.


Sometimes I wish I had an older sister with whom I can talk about everything.



you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats



sleeping in an oversized hoodie seems like a good idea until its 2am and it feels like you’re taking a bath with satan



i dont think my parents ever dreamed their kid was growing up to be a depressed sarcastic asshole thats addicted to the internet and has more internet friends than real ones

(出典: secret-paranoia)




i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement


There’s so many things I want to share with him.



all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is